| Kirby | Oh, today has been so boring. Nothing has happened. |
| Voice | Hi, my name is Kirby's wall. That's Kirby. |
| Kirby leaves stage left | |
| Kirby says random things and reappears up stage left in his PJ's | |
| Kirby | I'm so tired |
| ISAC Rep. enters up stage right | |
| ISAC Rep. | Excuse me, is there a Kirby in the house? |
| Kirby | (startled) Um, yes. I was just getting ready for bed. |
| ISAC Rep. | I am from the ISAC. I was sent to tell you that the conference takes place tomorrow. |
| Kirby | (surprised) Um, ok. |
| ISAC Rep. | The ISAC are great people and expect good behavior from you and the other person from Dreamland. See, the others are foreign. |
| Kirby | Oh, great! I love foreign! |
| ISAC Rep. | Goodbye. |
| ISAC Rep. leaves | |
| Kirby | I need to go to bed. |
| Kirby trips on chair and tumbles over it | |
| Kirby | Ouch! |
| Kirby leaves right stage | |
| All | In the morning.... |
| Kirby | (knocking on door) King Dedede! I hope he's home. |
| King Dedede appears Center stage | |
| King Dedede | Hello, Kirby. Come on in. |
| Kirby and King Dedede go to stage up | |
| Kirby | Let's watch a movie! |
| King Dedede | I'll get the candy! |
| Kirby | I'll get the popcorn! |
| Kirby leaves stage left | |
| King Dedede leaves stage right | |
| Sound of gettings things | |
| Kirby reappears up stage left with popcorn | |
| King Dedede reappears up stage right with candy | |
| All | Movie time! |
| King Dedede and Kirby sit down | |
| All | Later.... |
| Kirby | That was great. |
| King Dedede | Would you like to have a sleepover? |
| Kirby | Okay! No, wait. I was invited to the Annual ISAC Meeting. I'm sorry. |
| King Dedede | Hey, me too! Let's go together! |
| Kirby leaves left stage | |
| All | Later.... |
| King Dedede | Hey, come on! What's taking so long? |
| Kirby | I'm getting my coat on, but it stuck to the dresser and now I'm wearing a dresser instead of a coat. |
| Kirby reappears left stage with coat on | |
| Kirby | Hurry up, we don't want to miss it! |
| King Dedede | I'm only walking so slowly because I brought all of the peanuts! |
| ISAC Rep. | Hi, glad you could make it. Come right in. |
| Kirby | I'm so hungry. |
| King Dedede | Have a peanut. |
| Kirby and King Dedede sit down | |
| ISAC Rep. | (talking into microphone) Hello, everybody, and welcome to our Annual ISA.... |
| Lights turn off | |
| Kirby | Aaaaaah! The lights turned off! |
| King Dedede | Look, I think I see somebody over there! |
| Lights turn back on and Kirby's Slippers are gone | |
| King Dedede | Oh, no! Somebody stole your slippers! |
| Kirby | OHNO! |
| ISAC Rep. | (talking into microphone) I guess the party's over. Maybe there will be another next month. |
| King Dedede | But at least there will be another one next month. But what if it's also short? And they need another next month? What if there is a chain of meetings all the way until December? Would they all add up to 1 annual meeting? But what if that one is too short for short? Is there a never-ending chain of meetings when they are too short? I guess a P.O. box could in theory break the chain.... |
| Kirby | Never mind that now! We need to find my slippers! |
| King Dedede | Oh, yes! |
| All | On Sunday.... |
| ISAC Rep. | Hmmm.... I think I shuld help those guys. |
| King Dedede enters | |
| ISAC Rep. | King Dedede! Come on here! |
| Voice | (softly) You may now kiss the bride. |
| ISAC Rep. | I love you. |
| King Dedede | Hi. I was thinking.... |
| ISAC Rep. | About Kirby's slippers? |
| King Dedede | Yes! How'd you know? |
| ISAC Rep. | I was thinking about it myself before and I thought I should help you find them. |
| King Dedede | Great! You could search the basement, I could search the 2nd floor and Kirby could search everywhere else! |
| ISAC Rep. | Yes, that reminds me. Where's Kirby? |
| King Dedede | Yes, but when I woke up and got ready for mass, I waited for Kirby at the back, but when he didn't come, I looked. At his house, I found that he had overslept. That's why I'm so late. |
| ISAC Rep. | (laughing) That's funny. |
| King Dedede | Come on, let's start looking. |
| ISAC Rep. | And waking up Kirby. |
| King Dedede | Come on, let's go! |
| King Dedede leaves left stage | |
| ISAC Rep. | Wait! You didn't tell me where Kirby lives! |
| ISAC Rep. runs left stage | |
| King Dedede | I'll go wake up Kirby. |
| King Dedede leaves and reappears with Kirby | |
| ISAC Rep. | Great! Let's search. |
| Scatter | |
| All | Later.... |
| Everyone comes back | |
| ISAC Rep. | What'd you find? |
| Kirby | I found a rubber band, a piece of paper and $2. |
| King Dedede | I found air and more peanuts. Oh yes, I also found a piece of paper that says "Hahahaha!" |
| ISAC Rep. | I found 22 jars of peanut butter! No, wait, it's only 1. Kirby, why don't you tell us what's so important about the slippers? |
| Kirby | They are magical. Sometimes, when I'm at Jigglypuff's house, I use them on her trampoline to teleport to other places. |
| King Dedede | That's why we need them. In the hands of an enemy, who knows what could happen? |
| Kirby | Let's try Creative Castle. |
| King Dedede | Yes, maybe it was my evil twin. |
| King Dedede | All right, now if anyone gets hungry in this humonguous scary really descpicable forest, I have about a million peanuts to share. |
| ISAC Rep. | I'd like some peanuts.... AAAAAAH! BOOM! |
| ISAC Rep. falls in pit, leaves down to stage right | |
| Kirby | Are you all right? |
| ISAC Rep. | Yes, other than the fact that I'm stuck in a hole, I'm fine. |
| King Dedede | Look, I found some rope. Let's get you out. |
| Kirby ties one end of rope to tree | |
| Kirby | On the count of three, throw the rope! |
| King Dedede | One. |
| Kirby | Two. |
| King Dedede throws rope to ISAC Rep. | |
| ISAC Rep. appears center stage | |
| All slowly walk to left stage | |
| Kirby holds up a sign that says "It's spooky!" | |
| Kirby | Aaaah! Who said that! |
| King Dedede | Calm down, Kirby, look, I think I see something up ahead. |
| ISAC Rep. | Who do you think made that trap? |
| King Dedede | It should be my evil twin. If it is, then Creative Castle must be right! |
| Kirby | Hey! I found a note! It says "I am King Dedede's evil twin! I stole the slippers!" |
| All leave left stage | |
| All | Later.... |
| All reappear left stage, tired | |
| King Dedede | I think I was wrong. |
| Kirby | I'm so.... |
| Kirby holds up sign that says "Tired" | |
| Kirby | Aaaah! Who said that? Let's get out of here! |
| All run out stage left | |
| Kirby | Look, there's my slippers! |
| King Dedede | It was my evil twin. |
| ISAC Rep. | Congrats on finding it. I'll invite you to the next Annual ISAC Meeting! |
| Kirby picks up slippers and puts them on | |
| Kirby | But why did you twin want these? |
| King Dedede | Oh probably normal reasons. Wants to take over Dreamland. Bla bla bla.... |
| ISAC Rep. | I just remembered! ISAC stands for Internation Stuffed Animal Conference! |
| Kirby | I want to take a vacation to Saudi Arabia! |
| King Dedede | That's too far away. |
| Kirby | So? I have airplane insurance! |
| All | The End |