The Pink Panther Collection

Okay, so at one point of my life, I went insane and started filling out MadLibs with "Pink Panther" in every field. I... don't know why. Anyway, this strange habit it made it all the way to Randomlog, which has been dissolved. So, I'm going to post them all here! YAYwhut.

Pet Show

While I was Pink Panther to the bus after school, I saw a poster announcing that a pet show would be held the next day in Pink Panther. I was so Pink Panther! I couldn't wait to enter my pet Pink PantherPink Panther, in the show.

The next morning at the pet show, Pink Panther balanced a big Pink Panther on his nose. Then he Pink Panther around three plastic Pink Panther. Suddenly, a big Pink Panther bumped into Pink Panther. He Pink Panther Pink Panther feet in the air. The judge made a terrible face when he saw what happened, so I didn't think Pink Panther would win. Imagine my surprise when he won the number Pink Panther prize! I was happy to have a great Pink Panther like Pink Panther.

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New Year's Resolutions

It was New Year's Day, and I was watching Pink Pantherball on TV with my friends Pink Panther, Pink Panther, Pink Panther, and Pink Panther.

“Hey, Pink Panther,” Pink Panther said, “What is your New Year's resolution?”

“I am going to learn to play the Pink Panther,” she said. “Then I am going to play it at nursing homes. I am sure it will make the residents Pink Panther.”

“That's Pink Panther,” said Pink Panther. “I am going to volunteer in a shelter for homeless Pink Panther and Pink Panther. They are so cute. How about you, Pink Panther?”

“I am going to help out around the house,” he said. “Every night, I will put the Pink Panther and the Pink Panther in the dishwasher without being asked.”

“I want to improve my grades,” said Pink Panther. “I will study math, science, and Pink Panther every night.”

They all turned to me.

“What is your New Year's Resolution, Pink Panther?”

“I'm not making one,” I said. “I'm perfectly Pink Panther already!”

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Could It Really Happen?

It happened last Saturday. Pink Panther and I were camping in my back yard. We were telling jokes and eating Pink Panther when we heard an odd, Pink Panther noise coming from the Pink Panther. We thought it sounded like a talking Pink Panther.

Bravely, Pink Panther Pink Panther to the Pink Panther. I heard Pink Panther music and Pink Panther to my friend. Right before my eyes I saw Pink Panther disappear and then reappear as a peculiar, Pink Panther–foot Pink Panther. I Pink Panther! But then the Pink Panther Pink Panther and said, “I'm starving. Got any Pink Panther?”

“Wa-wah-where's Pink Panther?” I stammered.

“What's wrong with you? I am Pink Panther!”

That's when I fainted.

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The Best Town in the World

Pink Panther came to do a concert in Pink Pantherville once, and the band liked it so much they never left. Now every Pink Panther night, all the people who live in Pink Pantherville put on their Pink Panther, Pink Panther Pink Panther and walk their Pink Panther to the town square. Then they sit on the grass, listen to Pink Panther play Pink Panther music, and eat Pink Panther.

No one has to go to school in Pink Pantherville unless they want to. Of course, everybody wants to because Pink Panther and Pink Panther are two of the teachers. Pink Panther teaches Pink Panther and Pink Panther teaches Pink Panther.

One day Pink Panther said to Pink Panther, “Maybe we should take the students on a field trip.”

“That's a(n) Pink Panther idea, Pink Panther,” said Pink Panther. “Let's take them to the most fun place we can think of.”

“But that would be Pink Pantherville,” said Pink Panther.

“You're right!” Pink Panther exclaimed. “Call off the field trip! We're already here!”

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The Missing Food Mystery

Dear Pink Panther,

Last week I helped solve a mystery and had a real Pink Panther time. When it was lunchtime, I found out my Pink Panther Pink Panther was missing.

I told Pink Panther and she said the whole class could help me find my Pink Panther. Pink Panther thought she found it, but it turned out to be a small Pink Panther. Pink Panther thought he found it, but it was someone's Pink Panther Pink Panther. Finally, I found it under the Pink Panther. It Pink Panther out when I opened my lunchbox.

Next time, I'm going to put my Pink Panther in a closed Pink Panther so I won't lose it.

Your friend,
Pink Panther

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How To Serve Wine

A good wine, served Pink Panther, can make any meal a truly Pink Panther occasion. The red wines have a Pink Panther flavor that blends with boiled Pink Panther or smoked Pink Panther. White wines range in flavor from Pink Panther to Pink Panther. The best wines are made by peasants in Pink Panther from the juice of ripe Pink Panthers, by putting them in vats and squashing them with their Pink Panther feet. This is what gives wine that Pink Panther aroma. Here are a few rules:

  1. Always serve white wine in a Pink Panther glass at Pink Panther temperature.
  2. Never serve burgundy with fried Pink Panther.
  3. Wines should always be drunk Pink Panther or you're liable to end up with a Pink Panther stomach.

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Book Review

Pink Panther has just written a book called "The Pink Panther in the Pink Panther Pink Panther." The main character in this Pink Panther story is a Pink Panther woman named Pink Panther who has just been elected president. She must decide whether to spend money on making Pink Panther bombs, sending people to the planet Pink Panther, or building Pink Panthers to accommodate the growing population. The author creates many Pink Panther moments and you will find yourself sitting on the edge of your Pink Panther late at night because you cannot stop Pink Panthering this book. Pink Panther turns out to be the greatest president in the last century and leads the people to peace and Pink Panther. This book is written Pink Panther and should be nominated for a Pink Panther.

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A Story With A Moral

There once was a very cruel dictator. He would go into foreign Pink Panthers and bring back Pink Panthers. He taxed his own people and made them give him Pink Panthers as payment for farming the land. Finally, some Pink Panther young Pink Panther got fed up and organized a protest. They fought the opposition by carrying signs that said the dictator was a Pink Panther. After many years of revolt, they finally Pink Panthered the dictator. For punishment, he had to marry a Pink Panther and live in Pink Panther and sew little frilly Pink Panthers for the rest of his life. The moral of this story is: A stick in Pink Panther saves Pink Panthers.

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Beauty Advice

If your skin is Pink Panther or Pink Panther, you can cure this condition with the following regimen. Every morning, before washing your Pink Panther, massage it gently with a Pink Panther that has been soaked overnight in a Pink Panther full of warm Pink Panther. Then mix together some Pink Panther and some Pink Panther until the mixture becomes Pink Panther and pat this onto your Pink Panther face for five minutes, Then remove, using a Pink Panther, and wash your face with Pink Panther water. Do not omit this Pink Panther step or your skin will become Pink Panther. Do this Pink Panther every day and you will soon be as Pink Panther as Pink Panther.

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An Odd Animal

The Pink Panther is an animal that has Pink Panther fur with Pink Panther spots on its Pink Panthers and Pink Panthers. Its tail is shaped like a(n) Pink Panther which it uses to Pink Panther Pink Panther. An adult Pink Panther may weigh more than Pink Panther pounds and stand over Pink Panther feet high.

The Pink Panther can be found only in Pink Panther and Pink Panther. Although its favorite food is Pink Panthers, it also likes to eat Pink Panthers. If you ever see a Pink Panther, be sure not to ever sing “Pink Panther.” That song makes it Pink Panther. Instead, give it a few Pink Panthers and be on your way.

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Description Of Wedding

The Pink Panther wedding yesterday afternoon between Pink Panther and her groom, Pink Panther, was carried off Pink Pantherly. The bride wore a long Pink Panther with Pink Panther edging and a Pink Panther neckline. At the end of the Pink Panther ceremony, there wasn't a dry Pink Panther in the place. Later, at the reception, the bride's mother said, "The groom is a Pink Panther man, just the type of Pink Panther we wanted for our Pink Panther daughter. " The Pink Panther couple left midst a flurry of Pink Panther congratulations, to spend a Pink Panther honeymoon visiting Pink Panthers in Pink Panther. They are sure to live Pink Pantherly for many years.

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Now is your chance to enter this Pink Panther contest. Anyone, and we mean anyone, can enter this Pink Panther contest. Just follow these Pink Panther rules:

Remember, he/she does not know that you think so Pink Pantherly of him/her. First prize will be a deluxe three-speed Pink Panther, plus a year's supply of Pink Panther. Second prize is a 21-foot Pink Panther. Third prize is a full-color Pink Panther, plus a set of Pink Panthers. Each entry must be accompanied by a stamped, self-addressed Pink Panther. Decision of the Pink Panthers will be announced in Pink Panther and will be final. In the event of a tie, duplicate Pink Panthers will be awarded.

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Description Of The Lovely Group That I Am In

We are having a perfectly Pink Panther time this evening in the Pink Panther home of Pink Panther. The rooms are decorated Pink Pantherly with many stylish Pink Panthers that must have cost at least Pink Panther dollars. The guests are all Pink Panther conversationalists and are all Pink Pantherly dressed. Pink Panther has been entertaining us by telling us about the time he showed his Pink Panther to Pink Panther, who mistook it for an early American Pink Panther. The refreshments are Pink Panther and the idea of serving hot and Pink Panther hor d'oeuvres showed imagination. Visiting here is always a Pink Panther experience!

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On The Set

Pink Panther: Hi! This is “Movies Today,” and I'm Pink Panther. Today we are on the set in Pink Panther with director Pink Panther, who is filming a new movie. Hi, Pink Panther. What is your new movie about?
Pink Panther: Hi, Pink Panther. The movie is based on the best-selling book by Pink Panther. The book tells the story of how a group of people courageously protected their city from Pink Panther Pink Panthers.
Pink Panther: Wow! This sounds Pink Panther! Has it been hard to work with the Pink Panthers?
Pink Panther: Not at all. It's actually been quite Pink Panther.
Pink Panther: Well, that's good news. How have you and your cast enjoyed working inPink Panther?
Pink Panther: It's been fantastic. We are using many people from Pink Panther as extras. They have been teaching the rest of the cast how to Pink Panther.
Pink Panther: Will we see some of your famous special effects in this new movie?
Pink Panther: Yes! We are very excited about the flying Pink Panthers in this movie.
Pink Panther: I can't wait to see that! Good luck with the Pink Panthering.
Pink Panther: Thanks, Pink Panther.

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Simply Delicious!

Pink Panthers a la Pink Panther



  1. Pink Panther the Pink Panthers under cold water and place them in a(n) Pink Panther bowl.
  2. Pink Pantherly add the chopped Pink Panthers, Pink Panthers, Pink Panther, and Pink Panthers.
  3. Pink Panther well until all the ingredients are Pink Panther.
  4. Place spoonfuls of the mixture on a 9” x 12” Pink Panther.
  5. Bake Pink Panther minutes at Pink Panther degrees.

Serves Pink Panther

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The Beach

Hooray! Summer is finally here, and that means we can go to the beach! Today, my family is going to Pink Panther Beach, and I can bring a friend with me. I decide to invite my best friend Pink Panther. I know Pink Panther will want to go with us. She thinks going to the beach is Pink Panther!

We start our beach day by watching the sunrise, and then eating breakfast at Uncle Pink Panther's Pancake Hut. I always get Pink Panther flavored pancakes.

After breakfast we Pink Panther the waves, go Pink Panthering for seashells, and Pink Panther a sandcastle. Then we eat the lunch we packed for the beach. It's my favorite—Pink Panther sandwiches. The only time Pink Panther sandwiches are not so Pink Panther is when you drop them in the sand.

By Pink Panther, everyone's had enough of the beach. But Pink Panther Beach is fun at night, too! There is a really Pink Panther boardwalk. It's always crowded with people. Would you believe we saw my teacher Pink Panther there, eating a huge banana split?

There are a lot of cool shops on the boardwalk. You can get a little hermit Pink Panther, but make sure your mom and dad say it's okay! My favorite store is the jewelry store.Pink Panther and I each buy a rope bracelet that will Pink Panther when it gets wet. Pretty Pink Panther!

By 8:00, we're all ready to head home. I usually fall asleep on the ride home. I can't wait to go to Pink Panther Beach again.

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The Best Town in the World Has a Fall Festival

Every year my town, Pink Pantherville hosts the Fall Festival of Pink Panthers. It's a really fun time. Everyone comes to the Pink Panther Park to play games, eat delicious food, see all the animals, and Pink Panther in the last of the Pink Panther weather. My favorite booth is the one that serves fried Pink Panthers on a stick!

This year, the Festival was extra special because there was a surprise guest; Pink Panthercame to play on the Pink Pantherville Stage! It was the best concert ever. While Pink Panther played, Pink Panther Pink Panthers sang along. But that wasn't half as amazing as the fact that the Pink Panthers sang better than Pink Panther. At the awards ceremony that evening, all of the Pink Panthers won blue ribbons for their singing. It was the best Fall Festival ever!

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Fable #1

Once upon a time, a Pink Panther expert named Pink Panther felt a Pink Panther pain. He sent for a Pink Panther surgeon who looked at his Pink Panther stomach and said, "Pink Panther!" Then he muttered Pink Pantherly, "I see your trouble. The Pink Panther on your Pink Panther stomach is overlapping the Pink Panther next to your kidney." The surgeon Pink Pantherly took him to the Pink Panther operating room of the hospital. There he made a Pink Panther incision reaching from the patient's Pink Panther to his Pink Panther. "Pink Panther!" said the surgeon. "That takes care of that Pink Panther!" With that, he began sewing up the incision. However, on the tenth stick, the patient sneezed and almost pulled the Pink Panther out of the Pink Panther, but the surgeon took one final stitch and saved the Pink Panther.

Moral: A Pink Panther in time saves nine.

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Fable #2

Once upon a time, there was a very curious girl who was always poking her nose into everybody's Pink Panthers. She kept company with a Pink Panther man named Pink Panther, who was always buying her Pink Panther presents. Once he gave her a diamond Pink Panther to wear on her Pink Panther and he bought her a Pink Panther to wear in her Pink Panther. Then, one day he bought her a Pink Panther. As soon as she saw the Pink Panther animal, she began to examine it Pink Pantherly. First, she looked at the horse's Pink Panther and then at its Pink Panthers. Then she opened its mouth so she could look at its Pink Panther. At this, the horse became Pink Panther and bit off her Pink Panther.

Moral: Never look a gift horse in the Pink Panther.

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Fable #3

Once upon a time, a Pink Panther dog got hold of a Pink Panther bone. He was walking across a Pink Panther bridge and saw his Pink Panther reflection in the water. "Pink Panther!" he said. "There is another Pink Panther dog with another Pink Panther bone. I'll make a Pink Panther grab, take his and then I'll have two Pink Panther bones." With that, the Pink Panther dog jumped into the water and Pink Pantherly drowned.

Moral: A Pink Panther in the Pink Panther is worth two in the Pink Panther.

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For a Limited Time Only!

Hi, I'm Pink Panther, and I want to tell you all about the new Pink Panther.

Have you seen the new Pink Panther? It's fantastic! It will Pink Panther and Pink Panther with no problems at all. To use the Pink Panther, all you need are a few Pink Panthers. Yes, folks, it's that easy.

Tired of always having to Pink Panther? Well, now you can relax and let the Pink Panther do all the work.

Our customers love the Pink Panther!

Pink Panther said, “After using the Pink Panther, I'll never go back to using the Pink Panther. Why bother?”

This Pink Panther is available at any store that also sells Pink Panthers. For a limited time, we are including a bonus Pink Panther with each Pink Panther that you purchase. That's right, folks. Buy the Pink Panther and get the Pink Pantherabsolutely free!

We are also running a contest. The next 100 people who buy a(n) Pink Panther will be entered in a contest to win a lifetime supply of Pink Panthers!

Visit your local Pink Panther and pick up the Pink Panther. Act now, while supplies last!

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Safety Booklet

This safety booklet provides some pointers for operating your new Pink Panther safely.

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Kids In Space

What if you lived on the International Space Station? Imagine your normal day as it is now, but in space!

In the morning, you get up at Pink Panther and get dressed in your space Pink Panthersand space Pink Panther. There is no gravity in space, so you float into the kitchen to eat your breakfast of dried Pink Panthers, Pink Panther in a tube, and smashed up Pink Panther in a plastic space container. Then, instead of taking the bus to school, you hop into a(n) Pink Panther and orbit Earth Pink Panther times.

In the Pink Panther,you do Pink Panther science experiments such as determining how good a(n) Pink Panther is at Pink Panthering in space. When the experiments are done, you go outside the Pink Panther for some exercise in space. You Pink Panther outside the Pink Panther for an hour or more. When you are done exercising, you go back to the International Space Station for other activities such as Pink Panthering, Pink Panthering, and Pink Panthering.

You end the day by sending a(n) Pink Panther to your parents via the space computer, and they tell you goodnight from Earth, down below.

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